West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive

Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.

by Dillybar66 February 26, 2022

West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.

We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer

by enjoimark April 26, 2022