Weseling

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

Wesleyan

A prestigious university in Connecticut known for its activist student body and left-leaning political tenor. Often criticized for being precious and single-minded, it gets most of its attention in the New York Times with articles relating to naked dorms and demonstrations. In recent times the school has become known for its Hollywood connections and film student graduates. In general, the school's reputation for protests, piercings and an active LBGT scene occludes its stature as a traditional and well-regarded northeastern university.

Indie Rocker 1: You read the new Dave Eggers book yet?
Indie Rocker 2: No, dude, I've been back at Wesleyan listening to my Ryan Adams albums.

by pmh November 1, 2005

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.

John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?

Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.

John: Sweet let's party then

Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke

Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole

by 🅱️oneless May 6, 2020

Wesleyan University

Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.

Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."


Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."

by Cardinal2000 March 31, 2009

Wessexing

When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight

See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!

by Yatmonster March 9, 2009

Ohio Wesleyan

A small liberal arts college located in Central Ohio. Lots of asians, ugly girls, and fratsters. Still, good education.

Boy: Ohio Wesleyan? Never heard of it
Girl: OMG they gave me $18,000
Boy: Don't they give everyone that?

by Probably one of the ugly girls November 14, 2011

Nebraska Wesleyan University

A convent located in Omaha, Nebraska where hippy nuns are secretly assassins being trained to first take over the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo, and then NASA.

You: I hate the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Accomplice: Dude, just go to Nebraska Wesleyan University

You: Ok

by IClearlyKnowWhatImTalkingAbout September 25, 2012