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Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
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Welcher

Someone who doesn't pay up on their bets.
I bet Dana 8 burritos that the US would win the America's Cup and he refused to pay. Classic Welcher.
by Bobby Rayburn November 13, 2013
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Wenchitis

A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016
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brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
by Koban December 11, 2009
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Wenchaline

They are used to describe someone who is big and has a lot of bulky muscles.

Additionally, the appearance of robustness, power, or resilience in an individual's physical or overall demeanour often conveys an impression of substantial muscularity, sturdiness, or confidence.
Skyler: *Looks over at Dom, licking his lips*
Dom: *Looks back at Skyler and smirks*
Skyler: "Dom, you are so wenchaline; I just want to feel every inch of your muscles."
Dom: "I appreciate the gesture, but I'm taken."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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wencher

Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.
"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."
by Lorelili January 18, 2008
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Welcher

When someone makes a bet and refuses to pay.
Mark bet me $10 that Kevin Bacon was an Army lawyer and not a Marine lawyer. When he saw that he was a Marine lawyer, he didn't pay up. What a welcher
by DATA MCP June 16, 2012
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