Welk

Crappy, mid and pathetic.

I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

Welk

To queef and nut at the same time while fucking a guy

Yo she just welked me

by Vozhx_ May 22, 2021

Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023

Welking it

Welking it is when you dip your dick in paint the current color of Welkin’s hair then wait for the paint to dry before jorking it.

Welkin’s hair is currently pink so I’m Welking it in pink paint.

by Mexi_mart April 9, 2025

Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Lawrence Welk

(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.

This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.

by Quizmaster c February 6, 2022

Welk

Welk is a replacement for any sex related word or sex act. It can also replace the word “fuck”

“Did you welk last night?”
“They just had welk”
“There was welk everywhere”
“They got a welk job”

by Lopez clarkson December 6, 2018