Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.

Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.

by theinstigator October 1, 2016

trouser weiner

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

o'weener

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.

DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.

by jpg3 October 16, 2011

Anthony Weinered

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.

OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!

by MadtownRach June 16, 2011

side weiner

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.

Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."

by Ajeness November 25, 2016

Beefing out a weiner

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009