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white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.
Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.
by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012
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weevil dick

A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.
you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!
by lemonhead1989 August 22, 2009
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A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body
Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.
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Bo Weevil

An insect that makes stetson hats full of holes.
Oli's mum
by 50 Pence February 26, 2004
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weepville

A place where you can only dwell for so long. Weepville is depictive of all weepy, strange, sad, depressive, scary, unknown areas of the human experience.

One may swirl the drain of Weepville.

One may find they are in the bowels of Weepville.

One may find they are in a neutral or even happy area of Weepville.

You should only make short visits to Weepville and you should never live there. Doing so would be a perpetually unhappy experience.
She had been in Weepville for far too long.

I am in a strange city in Weepville.

I have to get out of Weepville cause I'm way too weepy.

How's Weepville?
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Weedviewer

A Medical Marijuana Dispensary and Strain Reviewer
Example: Angie the Weedviewer walks into the dispensary pen and paper in hand taking notes of all aspects of the Medical Marijuana Dispensary from the Ceiling to the Staff and ultimately the medicine.
by JusMe_Angie January 24, 2011
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boll weevil

Boll Weevil is a good song!
by Svexson September 15, 2003
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