Weeder

A weeder is someone who smokes a lot of weed and is always high

" Would you ever date Tyler?"
" No he's a weeder."

by thesearemyfriendsnames June 28, 2016

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016

Weedle

The coolest Pokemon to come alive. It has a poison stinger on it's head and 40 (kickbutt) hp. When compared with and Emu, it is pretty obvious that the Weedle will prevail. 'Weedle' can also be shouted out at random times to be funny or get a good laugh.

Jess : Ah, dance class was horrible today!

Talia : WEEDLE

by Janie<3 April 28, 2009

weedle

a shitty, bug pokemon that is very insultive when called it. very humorous and immature phrase

there's is no need to be a weedle, what ae you doing you weedle

by Johnny Pegg October 30, 2005

Weedlord

A jobless individual who has discovered a method of income(usually involving a disability) that allows them to subsist relatively comfortably in solitude with nothing but an enormous amount of cannabis to smoke and Cheetos to consume. Their lordship comes from the amount of videos they post on YouTube displaying their vast collection of paraphernalia and ability to inhale enormous amounts of smoke.

Check out the Weedlord's new video involving him smoking from multiple bongs for no reason in particular, bro.

by abrassmonocle August 16, 2009

weedlet

small tidbits of misplaced or dropped marijuana

after rolling a marijuana cigarette, Emily had some weedlets on her lap.

by fjstefa October 27, 2010