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Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022
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Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.
Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.
by Cheese_master February 17, 2026
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Wacking the weed wacker

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”
by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024
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The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!
by cruxiql July 2, 2025
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Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by SuttonP June 24, 2011
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Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.
Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.
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weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by Brady boio March 1, 2019
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