Webster

Slang for £5. Derived from an interview with Kieran Webster, bassist with Dundonian rock band The View, in which he stated that if he were to organise his own music festival, the cost of admission would be 'only a fiver'. This was just one of a number of outrageous claims he made about the festival; he also claimed that there would be 'free helicopters for everybody' and that revellers would receive a 'goody bag full of goodies on the way in', although he failed to give any further information on the nature of said goodies.

Just copped Omar Souleyman's seminal record 'Highway to Hassake: Folk and Pop Sounds of Syria' for a Webster. This is that magical hot shyt fuck Headhunterz yo

Webster by VoodooJazzCafe March 14, 2011

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Webster is a name for someone who acts like a dog. They always come top in their class at school and always get full marks on History Essays. They always seem to be fanatically into films. These things are what their life revolves around.

Webster: "Hey guys, wanna come watch Lord of the Rings in my room after dark?"

Jack: "No thanks Webster!"

Webster: "Fine get out of my room!"

Webster by Jamie Nichols January 15, 2007

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Webster

A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Webster opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Websters are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Websters are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Webster in their life.

Guy 1: Man, is that a Webster over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, damn, I wish and would notice me

Webster by Briggly fan June 21, 2014