wei 

A malformed, discolored, abnormally short, or otherwise disgusting penis

Suck my fat wei

wei by Imkubo October 12, 2023

Wei 

A word defining a twink- practically a VERY VERY gay and twink-ish person.

"Oh, that guy is exactly like a Wei!"

Wei by featherfinder August 18, 2024

Wei

Gyaru exclamation of joy. If you know Daitaku Helios, you know what this is. Localized form: Wahey! (but that doesn't have as much oomph as Wei)

Helios: Arudan-senpai, chorissu! Wei! (Hey, it's Ardan, lessgo! Wei!)

Wei by entomophagy September 15, 2026

wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.

魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑，陪我喝一点吗~~？
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机：*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡：哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~？ 二哥哥~~？在吗- 啊！
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机：魏婴，天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡：啊？啊啊啊！！！！ 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊！
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*

wei wuxian by Home is where danmei exists October 26, 2020

Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian

Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''

Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019

Wei Shen 

The most badass undercover cop in whole Hong Kong.
Said to be Jackie Chan brother, Wei Shen goes around kicking people in the face and jumping from vehicle to vehicle.

"Dude, did you see that ? My friend got kicked in the face by a Wei Shen wannabe oh SH-"

Wei Shen by Earthykiller July 15, 2014

Wei long 

The supreme being within the Multiverse, Weilong is Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscient, above all cosmic powers and abstract entities, even God himself.

Chuck norris worst nightmare, Wei long

Wei long by Fatal Force August 13, 2016