Wayne

Absolutely god like with a huge cock has every one on him biggest hardest lad ever you cant see me big 420 meme machine funniest person ever probably bagging your your girl.
Guy "your such a wayne."
Wayne "i know my dude."
by Not called wayne November 01, 2020
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Wayne

This is an old English first name that means wagonmaker. It's a good name to have, but if you name your kid Wayne. They will have to be prepared to have people call them Lil' Wayne, Bruce Wayne, or just Batman. Some more rare things to get called would be John Wayne, or Wayne Gretzky. The worst one is John Wayne Gacy.
by Wayne and Stuff May 15, 2016
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Wayne

Wayne is a typical wealthy suburban community in Passaic County, bordering Bergen County. Most of the town has money, but the rest of Wayne merely pretends with thirty year mortgages and leased luxury cars, or live in the trailer park in the flood section feeding off our parents tax money to attend Wayne schools. Wayne is over 90% white which makes ignorant people freak out when they see someone of color walking down the street, unless its someones house cleaner or landscaper. Why go to Paterson or Newark to get drugs when all you have to do is find a gathering of BMW's and Mercedes' full of 17 yr olds who are willing to dish it out locally. Wayne is a breeding ground for materialistic self-centered people, but we don't care ;)
"Let's go to Wayne and get some rich white girl punani"

"Honey, is that a black family moving into that house?"
"No, its just the neighbors landscapers..."
"Oh thank god...!"
by Kate Demereux March 18, 2006
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wayned

Getting scuttled on copious amounts of alcohol.
"Oh god, my head is killing me."
"Why?"
"Me and the girls got Wayned last night on some Woodstock."
"Did you get a root?"
"Obviously!"
by Rollergirl November 03, 2005
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wayne

Child: What happened to you mum?

Mum: Wayne happened
by MumbeaterWayne2010 November 25, 2010
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the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends
I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session
by Notamoose68 November 23, 2017
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waynes

A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.
Did you see that Meghan McCain chick? Man I give her five waynes up.

Ugh did you see that nasty old Sarah Palin grandma? Five waynes down!
by Definitely Not Wayne August 22, 2009
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