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Wayne

Absolutely god like with a huge cock has every one on him biggest hardest lad ever you cant see me big 420 meme machine funniest person ever probably bagging your your girl.
Guy "your such a wayne."
Wayne "i know my dude."
by Not called wayne November 1, 2020
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Wayne

This is an old English first name that means wagonmaker. It's a good name to have, but if you name your kid Wayne. They will have to be prepared to have people call them Lil' Wayne, Bruce Wayne, or just Batman. Some more rare things to get called would be John Wayne, or Wayne Gretzky. The worst one is John Wayne Gacy.
by Wayne and Stuff May 15, 2016
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wayned

Getting scuttled on copious amounts of alcohol.
"Oh god, my head is killing me."
"Why?"
"Me and the girls got Wayned last night on some Woodstock."
"Did you get a root?"
"Obviously!"
by Rollergirl December 19, 2005
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wayne

Child: What happened to you mum?

Mum: Wayne happened
by MumbeaterWayne2010 November 28, 2010
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the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends
I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session
by Notamoose68 November 23, 2017
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waynes

A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.
Did you see that Meghan McCain chick? Man I give her five waynes up.

Ugh did you see that nasty old Sarah Palin grandma? Five waynes down!
by Definitely Not Wayne August 22, 2009
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wayne

a name that can be inserted into any song, film title or television programme. in fact anything and it makes it funny
waynedrops keep falling on my head. live and let wayne,
wayne, wayne, wayne
wayne, wayne. wayne
wayne, wayne
by Beefy July 18, 2006
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