wastemanism

the act of being a wasteman

“there’s a thing called wastemanism and thats you.”

by wastemanmia November 21, 2018

mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

wasteman

Somebody who is not doing much with their life and through their own fault, not achieved anything.

Max is 46, his parents sold their home to pay for him to go to college, he dropped out of college after the first year. After going from job to job having a problem with every boss, he decided to claim welfare. His benefits arent enough to feed his crystal meth addiction so he steals what little money his parents have left when he goes to visit them. Max used to have friends but he fell out with them as they kept calling him a Wasteman

by T DaWG January 13, 2015

Wasteman

A term often used in Toronto and London. Calling one a 'Wasteman' can be very offensive. Wasteman is basically calling someone a loser.

Yo, hes acting like a real wasteman right now

by MoZHasALargeaz March 17, 2017

Wasserbag

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.

That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt

by Granuppie April 21, 2009