willy waggle

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.

"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"

by Steve-oM September 13, 2006

Waggle

(N) a group of penises (generally considered to be 3 or more). Analogous to a flock of sheep or a murder of crows.

1. John was shocked as he opened the Playgirl and was confronted by not one or two, but an entire waggle of penises in the centerfold.
2. "Hey Hooch, check out that waggle of penises over on the nude beach!"
3. The graffiti in on the bathroom stall door was thoroughly graphic, containing seven crudely drawn boobs and an entire waggle of peni.

by Chainsaw Jigs January 30, 2014

Fanny wagler

A fanny wagler is a fanny repeller

Your a fanny wagler

by Alfiebrook01 July 9, 2021

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

waggle

The act of shaking or swinging a video game controller to cause an action to occur on screen in the game.

"To swing Link's sword, you have to waggle the Wii Remote."

by J.Fo July 22, 2007

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

Waggles

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.

Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.

by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012