i wanna hug

What someone says when they want a hug. You must always hug them back. It is not a choice. This is the law of everything.

Fred: I wanna hug.
Nameless Evil: No way u ugly
*Nameless Evil is struck by lightning*
Nameless Evil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

by Bananapants Fred December 4, 2014

Wanna Ride Bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?

by fish27 September 9, 2008

Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 3, 2017

Shawty Wanna Fuck

The greatest song you've never heard, a chad masterpiece

Dude-bro1: Wanna listen to Shawty Wanna Fuck?
Dude-bro2: Hell yeah bro, it's my favorite song

by gayasswhale August 27, 2020

Wando

the largest highschool in the state of south carolina. everyone smokes weed, drinks, and whores around. fortunately, the students are all fine as hell, except for the raging spinster thundercunts who run the school.

the school caters to all of mount pleasant (also: the isle of palms, sullivan's island, awendaw, downtown....and also, thanks to the no child left behind program, north charleston, west ashley, james island, etc.) so class changes are like throwing yourselves into a stampede (much like the one that killed mufasa).

that wando bitch is sexy as fuck, too bad she's psycho.

by britt0dakiddo July 14, 2011

Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.

Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.

by holyfuckmyfishisflying April 5, 2012

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020