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browser wanking

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
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Wanjack

Instructor at Ferris State University. One who is a lazy piece of shit bastard who lives at home with only his dog. And makes his students do work that was not taught. The instructor being five minutes late to class is early, ten to fifteen minutes is average, if going to be later a call is issued to a student to wait forty five minutes and class is held late.
My instructor hasn't been laid in the last decade, what a wanjack.
by Lead dog January 24, 2011
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wajihah

An amazing, beautiful person who is strong willed and caring. They are loyal to ther friends and cares for them like family. They are fighters and don't give up easily. They are very smart and great people even if they themselves don't realise it. If this is your name or you are friends with Wajihah then you are very lucky to have them.
"Wajihah is such a rare gem"
by _MeanPotato December 28, 2017
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wanika

Native american name meaning tightly connected to the spirtual world. Open to life experiences.
wanika is a good communicator
by geefamilyfarm February 3, 2010
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Wajiha

An amazingly gorgeous individual that is hard to find. Often, Wajiha's are big-hearted and come in an all in one package.
"I wish I was an Wajiha" person #1
"Yes they're adorable" person person #2
by lol4737 April 11, 2013
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wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me
by Strach May 16, 2006
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Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS
One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping
by Knibnobber February 10, 2015
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