A large creature which resides in Seaforth, Merseyside. The Walrus,or less commonly known name 'Walmart' tends to wear Doc Marten boots and has a strangely squeaky sound to it when it makes noises. In most cases when aggitated; the walrus will run like a tit and make a rather amusing face. Though the walrus doesn't look threatening, beware of it's footwear; as that is it's only defence when under threat. In recent weeks, the Walrus has began to wear a sort of black hand garment in the cold winter months. And yes, as you may have guessed - it does make him a pussy.
by Kestrel Soup November 27, 2008
To put a tooter in each nostril and inhale (insert substance of choice) simultaneously.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
by Mobile Lek April 14, 2008
A term denoting any and all 16-year old boys with wrinkly faces, who are consistently encased in some form of cast, and who overuse plural words to an extreme. their parents are cool boomers, but have a tendency to be hovercraft parents
also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.
also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.
1: hey we're having a party on saturday. can you go?
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru
by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008
by Jewtiful January 15, 2009
Adjective. To Walrus a person, they must be laying down either on their back or stomach. The action of "Walrusing" is to leap onto the victim, landing on your stomach. This is similar to a bellyflop... except onto a person.
It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.
It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.
"Me and Jen were laying on her bed when suddenly she walrused me! She laughed because I made a weird noise due to the lack of breathing that I could do."
by freepeople October 27, 2008
A much older male seeking physical and/or emotional relations of a more permanent nature with younger women.
When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
His mother is a Cougar, always preferring younger men. That older man is a Walrus, the younger the better for him, ( as long as they are of legal age )
by WishBone98 November 03, 2009
by scottie ballz May 29, 2007