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wafflestep

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O
"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"
by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012
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Wafflestomp

The process of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain. The result are little holes like the ones in waffles
James: I just Wafflestomped dude. Up high
Michael: dude what the fuck
by Gilboiiii June 22, 2019
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Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
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Wafflenigger

A woman/man who uses other men/women as pawns in relationships to get sexual, and consensual desire. A man/woman who dates two or more people at the same time, but each partner has no clue of the situation they’re in.
Wow, that chick Karen was such a wafflenigger! She cucked Ricardo, and Alejandro!
by Wafflenigger June 11, 2020
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Wafflestomp

The action which describes a programmer deploying code to a server that is for all intents and purposes a complete pile of crap.

Synonymous with shitting in the shower and forcing it down the grate the programmer has shit all over their screen and wishes to force it up to the server.
John - "Err I forget to pull before I pushed up to AWS".
Paul - "You wafflestomped that mate".
by PaulusShortarse March 14, 2019
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wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.
Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.
by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007
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wafflebutt

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
by vipaka January 11, 2008
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