Penny Waitress

1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore

That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress

by Twisted Loonies September 29, 2008

Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Baby waitress

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010

pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

cocktail waitress

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

by sheeneez August 16, 2008

Wankress

A female wanker.
A girl that acts in a stupid, conceted or egotistical fashion.

I thought she was dope, turns out she was a complete wankress.

by CJAMMER May 28, 2010