I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.

Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

by I HATE NI March 12, 2023

And then you woke up

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

by AceFreshhh April 8, 2009

Nigga woke up and chose violence

Another comment meme like “they did surgery on a grape” except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji

*Instagram meme page comment section*

Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️

by Overwatchsoldier34 November 30, 2020

i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

by 2dollars April 9, 2022

and then you woke up

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

by adrianna June 22, 2004

This morning I woke up

A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.

“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”

by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 17, 2023

he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

by Garrettb3 March 22, 2007