I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.

Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

by I HATE NI March 12, 2023

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Nigga woke up and chose violence

Another comment meme like “they did surgery on a grape” except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji

*Instagram meme page comment section*

Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️

by Overwatchsoldier34 November 30, 2020

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Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

by Crazy Asian Guy March 17, 2009

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he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

by Garrettb3 March 20, 2007

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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

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