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Wills by Wills ioBUHJH May 15, 2023

Wills Hall 

A rah uni accommodation in Bristol that’s home to the poshest ketty twats you’ll ever meet

To fit in here u must have

A) signet ring

B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card

C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)

BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains

Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)

“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill

“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey
Guy 1: whats that building at the top of the hill

Guy 2: that's Wills Hall accommodation

Guy 1: ah they're at the top of the hill so they must be superior
Wills Hall by wheelsonthebusgorah December 29, 2020

Wills Brother 

Pure autism, can’t take jokes, is not funny, annoying as fuck.
Bro that wasn’t funny why are you being wills brother.

Wills Wavey Sesh

1. When someone thinks they're cool and try organising a sesh but it completely fails
Did you see sarahs party

yeah it was a complete wills wavey sesh situation
Wills Wavey Sesh by MonkeyMan16 December 25, 2018

wills penis 

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
wills penis by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

Wills Point, TX 

Smelly little town with a population of less than 4,000, in between Canton and Terrell. The one-roomed movie theater, the Majestic, got closed down, so now the only thing to do is hang around at Charlies Burgers or pester people in the Brookshires parking lot. The High School has a fat principal who's way too strict about dress codes.
Principal Lamb: Here in the pathetic town of Wills Point, TX, if your a guy and your hair isn't buzz cut, the adults will all think you're gay, and I'm jealous because I can't grow hair so SUPSENSION FOR YOU!