Whitefish

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.

The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.

by JakeStar April 19, 2005

Coney Island whitefish

An old expression for a used condom found on the beach

The beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a Coney Island whitefish.

by Andrea March 7, 2003

Whitefucked

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.

Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.

by Freakle September 7, 2016

Whitefish

A dank little town in the northern hills of Montana. Often considered synonymous with millionaires and snobs, though this is a misconception. The true residents are down-to-earth chill stoners who do what they can to buy a ski pass next season. They love nature and are bred with a hateful passion towards the local police department.

Guy 1- I am going over to Whitefish to ski and get baked with James.
Guy 2- The asshole?
Guy 1- No dude. That's a common mistake that people often make. He, like most of the other residents, is super steezy and chron.

Guy 2- Oh sweet. I might come join you guys!

by Ex-foly-ate the Fish May 10, 2009

Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach

Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

whitefield academy

Whitefield Academy: Basically a school to teach rich white kids to be frat guys and sorority girls from pre-k to 12th. Full of air heads and preps. Located in Symrna, Ga

Oh, psssh that's probably a "whitefield academy" guy.

by thegreatest1093678 November 3, 2015