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welp

the wilting or bending of a joint after being smoked in a hand bong by a person with clammy hands.
ah man, your hands are so clammy the joint is welping

you can't help the welp
by djsanty December 20, 2010
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Welp- when you don’t know what to say next so you just send welp
Guy: playin da game
Girl: O
Guy:yea
Girl: Welp🤷🏾 ♀️
by Rai4Real March 1, 2020
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1. "Well." People often, but accidently, say this when they're talking to fast. Like when they're trying to talk their way out of trouble.

2. Others use say the word, "well" like this just to bug the hell out of other people.
1. Mom: "Why haven't you emptied the dishwasher yet?"
Child: "Welp, I didn't have the time to, you see...."

2. "Welp, that's just great."
"I hope you do welp in your baseball tournement."
"Welp I'm off to my nine to five.
by Carrera's Wedge April 4, 2007
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Slang for "welt". Used mainly in the southern part of the US. Has the same meaning as the word "welt". Raised white mark that appears after sustaining a smack on the skin. Usually appears in the middle of the red area after you have been slapped or smacked.
My Ma slapped my ass and left a welp in the shape of her hand.

I left a welp on her forehead when I smacked her with my cock.
by Stretch17 December 7, 2004
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Hey fart.......welp
by laughterislife February 11, 2018
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Synonymous with idiot, fool. Someone who fails to meet expectations.
You're such a welp.
by aestheticsinc. March 12, 2009
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What you say when leaving a group of friends or a party
Welp! Gotta go.

Man that movie was cancer! This has been a bubonic night but I gotta WELP!
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