wazowskied

i just fell on my face i just got wazowskied.
by peonypuffs March 22, 2022
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Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
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Wazowski

This is what you call someone when their names starts with a W and is hard to pronounce. Usually a very self conscious blonde kid who stays inside and beats his meat all day.
Dude, wazowski gets no ass!
by Langerslanger12 October 22, 2019
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Mike Wazowski

Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.
P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
by Jimmy893YT December 2, 2024
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Sneaky Wazowski

When in a smoke circle with predetermined rules on the number of hits each person gets per rotation (ex. puff-pass, puff puff-pass, etc)and sneaking in more hits then are allotted without anyone noticing
Dude 1: Yo dude, here's the blunt
*dude 2 is distracted and does not respond*
Dude 1: hmm...*takes another hit on the low*
Dude 3: I saw that, you Sneaky Wazowski
by Ben Smith the Prophet September 9, 2015
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Mike Wazowski

This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
by reformedshibainu October 18, 2022
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Wazowski

When an individual zones out and stares blankly into space, mimicking the face of Mike Wazowski in the vintage meme of Wazowski with two eyes staring at the camera.
"Did David hear what I said?" "Nah he was Wazowski-ing, as usual"
by Doooka April 25, 2022
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