watafux

hyper-internetted version of "What the fuck," or "what the fuck is."

"watafux" is kind of an extreme and deliberate way of using the phrase. It's rather rare (google came back with like eight results, at this time, which is early December, 2007), and it's more likely to be used in parody or self-awareness of some kind than in anything along the lines of earnest misspelling. to put it another way, watafux is parody of the spelling of obnoxious anonymous internet posters, found in forums, on youtube, on urbandictionary, etc... I doubt it's ever been used with anything but the most ironic intent.

I also got a six google results for "whatafux."

"WATAFUX WARE R MAI ROFLLES?!"

"so, people spell things weird when you sit them down in front of a computer. watafux up with that?"

by SaltyKevin January 2, 2008

watab

Abbreviation for the phrase, "what a bitch".

Used specifically in instances where people are ultra sensitive to the word "bitch".

Friend: I only eat vegan, organic, non-gmo, gluten-free meat simulant.

You: "Watab"

Sensitive friend: "This is fine."

by xredjokerx_ November 15, 2016

Watamalon

Usually used to define someone's sexual kinks towards Furries and anime Lolis.

That dude Cody is acting like such a Watamalon on discord.

Honestly Watamalon's disgust me.

by Jognly April 20, 2021

Wata sir tqawed

A famous word in Morocco that means go to pimp (it is equal to go fuck your self) and it is said when ur mad and what some one to despair from your face and the most known celebrity that was famous with that word is rafiq boubker

You have been such a pain in the ass, wata sir tqawed

by Daiki_Heaven May 15, 2021

mami wata

Mami Wata (Mammy Water) is a water deity venerated in West, Central, and Southern Africa, and in the African diaspora in the Americas. Mami Wata spirits are usually female, but are sometimes male.

Oh my God! She's a Mami Wata!

by Bibliophile_Writes May 27, 2018

wataf

A phonetic spelling of the acronoym "wtf" (which means "what the fuck"). Originally created on the Darktide server message board for the MMORPG Asheron's Call.

Since its creation, wataf has taken on a variety of different meanings aside from "what the fuck".

this is totally wataf

wataf, that guy has balls on his chin

i am a dirty wataf

by Sylence April 25, 2004

wataru

quite possible the baddest mofo to ever grace the planet with his presence

ohh that boys so fine, wataru

by new hit single coming soon May 3, 2009