Person 1: Shit dude, Sarah Palin is a total vpilf!
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls
abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay
marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama'
s nomination and subsequent picking of
Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.