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vitrified

1. to become hard; when a man gets sexually aroused.
When the girl sat on my lap I was vitrified.
by krystle August 1, 2003
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viti

person a : did you hear about the 3 people that got played by a girl?
person b : viti moment
person a : true
by whoroeeoeoeoeeeoeeooe May 8, 2022
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Vitilus

Vitilus is a term used to classify someone, much like the term emo, faggot, or hipster. A "Vitilus" is a person who is obsessed with online video games, and has most of their friends online. Most often, the term is used to describe those who, as well as having an addiction to online gaming, also have fetishes relating to Man-Cow bestiality. A half man, half cow dressed in fantasy medieval battle armor, wielding a large axe or sword would give a Vit's three inch penis an instant erection.

It is hard to tell if someone is a Vit (Vitilus). They usually seem normal to the outside world, but they almost always live in Texas and wear large cowboy boots, another one of their sexual fetishes.

"Vits" don't have many interests other than their fetishes and their online games, but most show interest in bears, beats, and battlestar galactica.

Contrary to their seemingly disturbed minds, a Vitilus does posses an immense wisdom, and often times will know just what you are trying to talk about, even though your words may be unclear. Though their understanding is vast like a sage, a Vitilus usually won't offer much advice because frankly all they care about is putting their penises in a cow while wearing cowboy boots with lots of spurs.
This man can't speak normal English and has been trying to tell us something for the past hour! What shall we do?

Oh, just take him to the local Vitilus. Remember, Vit knows what yer' talkin' 'bout.
by Kittykittylicklick123 September 4, 2010
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vilification

Making someone into the twirly-mustached, maiden-stealing, train-track-tying, culprit of lore
The vilification of Heathcliff in "Wuthering Heights" is ironic as he was once the victim.
by Cindy Lauper November 2, 2007
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Vitimin Water

The definition of sex, but in your mouth. With every sip or chug, the feeling of "Your first time" happens all over again.
Cody: "Man, this vitimin water was like my first time."

Corbin: "...I'm still a virgin."
by Slipknotia March 25, 2009
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National vitiligo day

October 4th is National vitiligo day!

tell someone with vitiligo how handsome/pretty they are.
Guy 1: Dude is October 4th
Guy 2: okay and...
Guy 3: It's national vitiligo day!
by jayyyy1127 July 28, 2021
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vitio

n. a video or form of streaming entertainment exclusive to the internet
v. to tape someone so as to publish their doings or funny happenings on the internet
The word video has become outdated, and a new generation word for streaming entertainment has to be formed. The word video should only be used in refereing to VHS tapes or DVD
The word vitio should be used to refer to entertainment on the internet
Did you see that crazy vitio of a three legged dog on (insert your favorite entertainment/humor website)?

I watched the home vitio you shared on (insert vitio sharing website), uncle rob is a funny, fat man.
by bulldog1256 December 14, 2008
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