An all around name for good looking girls from the lands of Scandinavia (Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland). Girls who qualify as vikings usually match the stereotypical "hot swedish girl" - that is, very light blond hair, good body and pretty blue eyes. However, any good looking girl with Scandinavian facial features and who is from Scandinavia can qualify as a viking.
man: yo dude, you are not gonna believe it, but i finally got a viking last night!
dude: for real? no way, where is she from?
man: Sweden...
dude: for real? no way, where is she from?
man: Sweden...
by vmblabla August 27, 2009
While enjoying intercourse with a female after ejaculation you punch her in the head until she's knocked out. Then burn her house to the ground.
by boobtet September 14, 2009
The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.
by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004
Vikings where a group of people from Scandinavia (Mainly Norway, but also Denmark and Sweden) who where most known for their raids conducted on the British Isles, France and other parts of Europe during the 8th to 11th century.
The word 'Viking' is believed to be Old Norse for "Belonging to a Creek" In other words, you might say "That man is a Viking, of the sea, a seafaring person"
The earliest record of a Viking raid is 787 when mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. This would start a period of 200 years referred to as the "Viking Age"
Vikings had a large impact on the areas of Scotland, Ireland, Northen England, France, Spain and even controlling areas of Russia and the Mediterranean.
Viking explorers colonized such places as Shetland, Iceland, Greenland and the famous Newfoundland 1000 A.D.
The decline of Viking Civilization is believed to have been brought about by the introduction of Christianity in the 11th century. The death of their great King, Harald Hardraada in 1066 at the Battle of Stamford Bridge is also a factor, virtually ending all expeditions.
Despite the modern view, Vikings did NOT wear horned helmets. It is believed this view steemed from the Scandinavian Brozne Age (Some 2000 years before) where horned helmets where used in ceremonies.
The word 'Viking' is believed to be Old Norse for "Belonging to a Creek" In other words, you might say "That man is a Viking, of the sea, a seafaring person"
The earliest record of a Viking raid is 787 when mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. This would start a period of 200 years referred to as the "Viking Age"
Vikings had a large impact on the areas of Scotland, Ireland, Northen England, France, Spain and even controlling areas of Russia and the Mediterranean.
Viking explorers colonized such places as Shetland, Iceland, Greenland and the famous Newfoundland 1000 A.D.
The decline of Viking Civilization is believed to have been brought about by the introduction of Christianity in the 11th century. The death of their great King, Harald Hardraada in 1066 at the Battle of Stamford Bridge is also a factor, virtually ending all expeditions.
Despite the modern view, Vikings did NOT wear horned helmets. It is believed this view steemed from the Scandinavian Brozne Age (Some 2000 years before) where horned helmets where used in ceremonies.
Norweigan Viking: "Argh! Taste steel dogs!"
Anglo-Saxon soldier: "What do we do? He's got an axe!"
Other Anglo-Saxon soldier: "You idiot, WE'VE ALL GOT AXE'S!"
Anglo-Saxon soldier: "What do we do? He's got an axe!"
Other Anglo-Saxon soldier: "You idiot, WE'VE ALL GOT AXE'S!"
by Kruegalfang November 18, 2005
a viking is pretty much the ultimate fighting machine.
put your damn nijas in broad dalight in hand to hand combat with your average hieght average strength viking, your damn ninja wont have time to contemplate his attack before the viking rips hit thraot out and continues to mual the nijas corpse with its skull
pirates without their swords and guns=jack shit aka pansies
vikings need no weapons whereas the other two do, nijas require darkness and objects to mask their presence to be eficient therefor they would suck in open combat
one viking would gladly rush into battle with a thousand pirates and ninjas and take as many as he could before he died
put your damn nijas in broad dalight in hand to hand combat with your average hieght average strength viking, your damn ninja wont have time to contemplate his attack before the viking rips hit thraot out and continues to mual the nijas corpse with its skull
pirates without their swords and guns=jack shit aka pansies
vikings need no weapons whereas the other two do, nijas require darkness and objects to mask their presence to be eficient therefor they would suck in open combat
one viking would gladly rush into battle with a thousand pirates and ninjas and take as many as he could before he died
re-read definition if you require an example of viking
by zayl October 24, 2006
The Vikings were known for there brute strength and there mastery over the sea. They came from Norway and settled in Britain, Iceland, Greenland, and later made settlements in the U.S.A. but they were abandoned. The Vikings invented a boat called the long boat which was used to transport troops all around northern Europe.
The Vikings were easily able to control the northern European countries because of there very well trained warriors.
by George E. April 28, 2007
1. Noun
The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often waded into the thick of battle drunker than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike the cheerleader.
2. Verb
To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.
The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often waded into the thick of battle drunker than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike the cheerleader.
2. Verb
To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.
1.
Dave: Yo, did you see that guy shotgunning entire bottles of vodka and eating a whole roast pig?
Rick: yeah, i saw that.
Dave: Fucking vikings man.
2.
Dave: Yo Rick, you look terrible.
Rick: Yeah, Sven kicked my ass at all the bar games, and then he banged Samantha RIGHT THERE!
Dave: he beat you at Foozball?
Rick: Yeah, i got Viking'd pretty bad.
Dave: damn, how do you feel?
Rick: Irish.
Dave: Yo, did you see that guy shotgunning entire bottles of vodka and eating a whole roast pig?
Rick: yeah, i saw that.
Dave: Fucking vikings man.
2.
Dave: Yo Rick, you look terrible.
Rick: Yeah, Sven kicked my ass at all the bar games, and then he banged Samantha RIGHT THERE!
Dave: he beat you at Foozball?
Rick: Yeah, i got Viking'd pretty bad.
Dave: damn, how do you feel?
Rick: Irish.
by Robocarnage February 23, 2010