victorian perv

a man who goes into victoria's secret stores just to get catalogs

Woman: "Hey, look at that victorian perv! He has so many catalogs!"

by slangjunkie69 November 17, 2013

Victorian Flip Flop

An act between two gay men. It entails the "top" finishing his business, and then allowing the "bottom" to penetrate his partner's anus. Once this partner has "finished" his partner, the original "top" will again penetrate his partner's anus. This can eventually lead to a perpetual sex session. Why Victorian? Courtesy is the policy, once you are done, allow the other to do their business and so on.

"Did you and Anthony enjoy your Victorian Flip Flop?"

"Yes, it turned into an all night extravaganza!"

by VictorianFlipFlopper March 16, 2010

Victorian Newspaper Boy

A man whom enjoys having his face cummed upon.

Did you see Rick at the orgy last night? Talk about a Victorian Newspaper Boy…

by Hashbagpipe August 6, 2022

Victorian Finger War

A game similar to a Thumb War except the entire hand is used to "capture" the other player's hand. The Victorian Finger War also called an "All Fingers War" is initiated by saying "1, 2, 3, 4 I declare an all fingers war!" The goal is to enclose the all the other player's fingers inside of your hand. It is possible to switch hands as long as only one hand is in play. A winner is declared when one player has maintained control of the other player's fingers for three seconds.

Erin lost the Victorian Finger War after a long and ultimately futile battle for finger dominance.

by fingerchamp June 30, 2012

Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Victorian lighting

Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight

That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting

by BeatleBabe007 October 17, 2024

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025