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Virginity 

A social construct made to make women feel bad either way and make men feel wonderful no matter what.

*A woman who has her virginity is a “prude”*
*A woman who does not have her virginity is a “slut”*
*A man who has his virginity is smart*
*A man who doesn’t have his virginity is “getting some”*

Someone cannot “take” someone’s virginity because it doesn’t actually exist. There are no physical or biological differences between someone who has and hasn’t had sex.
1 “Did you hear Erica lost her virginity?!”
2 “Are you serious? You really still believe in virginity? That’s so sad.”
1 “But she had sex?”
2 “Cool. She had sex. That’s great for her. Virginity isn’t a thing.”
Virginity by hotassfuckboy February 12, 2021
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virginity 

Something that only Americans value and only religious zealots keep.

Something that can be unfortunate to have or be brutally taken away

If you have it, you don't want it (or God has it)
If you lost it, you want it

A stupid word which has no meaning beacause intercourse is a completely natural act that humans were meant to perform
The "good" girl kept her virginity for her God while the "bad" girl went out and had the night of her life

The "geek" studied his math homework while the "pimp" fucked every slut he knew and got an STD.

(Stereotypes are so stupid theyre funny)
virginity by Carpetmuncher June 1, 2006

Virginity 

Something that you'll most likely lose in your life since 99.9% of the human race craves some wild, hardcore sex more than delicious, plentiful food... which there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

Buy some condoms, look good, and nail anyone you see attractive.
I losed my virginity and it caused me to earn me some prison time (for nailing a minor and ratting me out).

Virginity 

Hey ! Where I’m the entire hell did my virginity go?
Virginity by Yungdagger March 14, 2019

ViRgInItY 

Some thing that you never going to lose, so don't worry about it.
He hasn't lost his virginity because he is a retard!
ViRgInItY by Bitchxxxxxx April 13, 2019

virginity 

When a person has not any fun.
Good pickup line:
"Excuse me, I have lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
virginity by PaulDenton January 11, 2005

Virginity 

A made-up concept that exists to make you feel bad about your decision to have sex. Your toxic ex will use your lack of virginity as a way to guilt you for not being "faithful."
Boyfriend: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Girlfriend: "It would have been better if you hadn't lost your virginity to that slut six years ago. You unfaithful whore."

Boyfriend *to himself*: "You literally had a body count of eight when I met you..."
Virginity by Kid Crisp September 10, 2020