verticornicus

The technical word for F.U.P.A.

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by MeticulousMuffin September 14, 2018

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Vergil

Dante's quiet, intelligent, and psycho older brother. Can be used as either a compliment or an insult.

"Jeez, you're such a Vergil!"

by Tori-ann February 20, 2009

Vermilion

A small town in Ohio on Lake Erie, population just under 10,000. Full of boats, sailboats, yuppies, hippies, stoners, upper class, middle class, hillbillies, and gangster wannabes since it's close to Lorain (a ghetto city). Has a lot of farm land, cow shit, Alpacas, motorcycles, and families. Great town to raise your kids...but there is a growing pill-popping epidemic. Everyone smokes pot, drinks beer, loves the outdoors, firepits, beaches, bonfires, loves sports, and bitches about the economy. Crime rate is like 2%...mostly due to intoxication lol.

Vermilion, a great place to drop anchor!

by VermilionVixen April 9, 2011

chicken ventilator

A staple in many chemistry labs, the chicken ventilator can also be called a hood. You do chemistry in there, and on rare occasions, you may also see a mustached man smoking a cigarette or ventilating chickens.

I was goin dahn the chem lab to ventilate some chickens when I found grundle tickler Frank smoking a cigarette in the chicken ventilator.

by John Dubich April 25, 2007

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

Yea Verily

An Exclamation used to either affirm the preceding statement

or to imply the statement to be made immediately after has greater significance to the audience in question.

1."Last night was a bit hectic"

"yea verily"

2."Yea verily 'tis the hour in which to consume Lambrini"

by Randy Panda January 3, 2010