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venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.
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Venetian Step Dance 

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

Handsome Varney 

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.
Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?
Handsome Varney by bluetowel February 22, 2011

Venetian Spearman 

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.
Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

venerate 

to regard with respect.
i venerate silver ravenwolf
venerate by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003
Ben Franklin's Virtues
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#12 CHASTITY: Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation....
venery by Ben Franklin's loverrr August 14, 2006