vegesexual

someone who prefers the skinny look, as opposed to the meaty look, in a partner; inspired by the term metrosexual

I think Calista Flockhart has a great body- I'm a vegesexual.

by Shaquanda July 1, 2004

vegansexual

Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.

Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.

by theoneireallywant February 15, 2008

versexual

To be versatile sexualy. To be bi, gay, straight, trans, top, bottom, etc.

Willing to be into most or any sexual act. He/She is into whatever you are, he/she is versexual.

by Foralltypes October 31, 2019

megasexual

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.

Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009

Vegensexual

Somebody who is only attracted to fruit and vegetables.

Dude: Damn
Dudette: What?
Dude: That's one fine asparagus.. 🤤💦🍑🍆

Dude is attracted to the asparagus because he vegensexual.

by clarissa.5701 May 25, 2018

Megasexual

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.

Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!

by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020

Vegansexual

When a vegan (who’s just as crazy as That Vegan Teacher or the CEO of PETA) tries to put him-/herself in the LGBTQ+ community by turning their habits into a sexuality! Basically, a crazy vegan who only loves other vegans and tries to turn it into a part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Vegansexuals shouldn’t exist!

by DalSpin February 2, 2022