Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 17, 2021

Vauxhall Corsa

A car that is used by men in their 20s and always parked outside schools by 3pm and taking their Mrs to maccies

I’m gonna go pick up my bird from the school and take her to Mcdonald’s

Vauxhall Corsa

by Habash24 August 5, 2022

Vauxhall Corsa

Noncemobile. Found in Maccies car parks with 3 Year 8s crammed in the back and a Level 2 Bricklaying student in the front. Often kitted out with plastic spoilers, back box deletes, rear diffusers that do fuck all and fake 'VXR' badges despite it being a 1 litre- known as the 'Halfords Ram-Raid' look.

1- "Did you hear that Vauxhall Corsa drive past last night?"
2- "Yeah. Sounded like a lawnmower

by SpeechOfStHelens February 22, 2024

Vauxhall Zafira

A synonym for an explosive device. Either driven by mums with 4+ kids or that dad who used to be a cool car guy that had to give up his dreams in order to raise a family. Known for spontaneously combusting and being one of England's top moving barbeques. It might as well come with marshmellows, and tongs. The VXR is the performance‑spec fire hazard, owned by dads who think 240 horsepower will distract from the fact they’re driving a minivan, and go back to the youthful days when they owned a MR2. Spoiler: It won’t, but it will roast them faster.

Bri'ish man #1: So what car do you drive?

*Zafira explodes in the background, all that's left is a burning frame*

Bri'ish #2: Vauxhall Zafira

Bri'ish #1: Mate, aren't your kids still in the car?

by GriddyDman April 4, 2026