cosmonaut variety hour

The lord of common sense, nerd culture, and putting eccentric fanboys in their place.

That awesome guy gives me a cosmonaut variety hour vibe.

by EXTERIORSHAND February 4, 2020

varietist

A person who needs a lot of variety in their lives.

S/he was a varietist who had to keep getting more (objects, people, experiences) because one just wasn't good enough.

by Kimilla March 23, 2011

Variety

A meaningless label that radio stations use to tell their listeners that there's a little bit of rock on the station.

Radio: "We give TRUE variety! And now for Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' followed by Nickelback's 'Rockstar'"

by Lucio Soph October 19, 2010

Variety Box

Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.

'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'

by Bezzo January 7, 2008

the steezy face of variety

A person who thinks they have a varient in their personality and who can be very vein at times.

'Hey it's the steezy face of variety' common talk between two cool boys in my school

by Hannah Ebbington June 24, 2006

NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.

NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!

by Mr. Stu Pididiot February 7, 2013

White Guy, of the Normal Variety.

A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.

Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"

by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010