vart

a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.

"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"

by Austeezy my neezy November 04, 2008

vart

something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer

air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)

by joseph o. December 03, 2003

cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.

johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 01, 2010

Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier

Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Vart

A controversial or incorrect VAR (Video Assistant Referee) decision, predominantly from the sport football (soccer).

"We only lost the match because the ref varted again."
"That vart last night stunk!"
"These varts are ruining football."
"This guy's varting is out of control."

by Shyker February 13, 2023

vart

vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp

I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.

by daniel otway's daddy May 01, 2019