vamped

When some assbag gets their shit stolen from them

"Where'd a twat like you get that tricycle?"
"I vamped this shit son."

by The Meister May 24, 2006

Vamped

To have your loot stolen by another thief after you took the risk getting busted by LE.

Man I lifted that shit and almost got busted, then I got Vamped by some dork who found out where I stashed my shit.

by Vamped October 1, 2009

vamped

Vamped and or Vamp'd - to take something dull or boring and give it a face lift or a breathe air into and give it life! vamp it vamp'd

I just vamped my garage and turned it into a man cave with a new screen TV and new surround sound system! I vamped it son!

by @vampitdecor November 1, 2015

vampin out

An uncontrollable urge by a goth vampire blood-drinking junkie to continuously consume human blood, often times of their equally lame mate. Their unquenchable thirst for blood usually surpasses their willing victim's ability to reproduce blood.

Kenneth: "Dude, let's go play world of warcraft. My mom's not home."
Chase: "I can't dude, I'm totally vampin out."

Allison: "I got the razor. Do you wanna come over?"
Kyle: "No way. Last time you totally vamped out. I had to go to the emergency room."

by Matt Lundberg January 2, 2008

Vamping

To stall for time with flourish.

Are you vamping for time?

by Jennawae February 4, 2010

vamperbate

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"

"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"

by winstongoondog December 9, 2009

Vampansie

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.

Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"

by 42isall January 9, 2010