Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginizing

The act of judging a woman and her moral fiber solely based on what she has or has not done with her Vagina. Usually based on Judeo-Cristian-Islamic religious doctrine where women are not allowed to have sexual independence. Whenever a woman is judged solely on how many men or women she has had sexual contact with, that woman is being Vaginized.

John: I'm planning on asking out Becky, what do you think?

Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!

John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.

Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.

John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.

by Chele-Atlacatl July 29, 2011

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

Vaginity

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.

"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"

by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

Vaginismal

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vaginiagra Falls

When a woman's pussy gets so wet that it's literally flowing out of her.

I was having sex with my pregnant wife, I thought I was visiting Vaginiagra Falls... turns out it was just her water breaking.

by Unfortunate Ted March 4, 2012