a valley girl who strives to be ghetto but speaks ebonics with a valley girl accent, usually a coward and never ready to throw down when the goin gets tuff. But they will put on a show as if they are from the streets.
by but_ta December 15, 2009
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Guy 1: “That’s bussin’”
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by Trav n Chan October 20, 2021
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She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!
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by poopbreath May 11, 2010
Get the Valley Girl (Rio Grande) mug.A wannabe valley girl is a prepubescent/pubescent girl that often inserts typical "valley girl" phrases such as like, totally, totes, omg, dude, etc. into their language at random intervals in attempt to seem more feminine and girly, and more appealing to boys of the same age. Often these girls are unwitting that they are making themselves sound like valley girls, but most of the time they are, and see valley girls as epitomes of femininity. However, wannabe valley girls usually get the opposite of their task (to get hot boys and seem more girly) accomplished, and succeed in making themselves look like complete and total dumbasses.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Wannabe valley girl: "Hey, like, dood, like, do you, like, totes, like, wanna go to the totes cray-cray, like, prom, with, like, me? Like, totes omg omg omg!"
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
by an evil monkey December 9, 2013
Get the wannabe valley girl mug.I'm using myself as a example here. Most of us live in Los Angeles ,like myself,(Beverly Hills baby!)but there are some living in other states such as Texas. We love the color pink, celebrities( I just so totally adore Paris Hilton) and of course shopping! Like I could not live without Juicy Couture and Prada and all of the other rad designers! Also we have our own language (I know all of it) it's called Valspeak. Examples are Rad and tripendicular. Rad means good and Tripendicular really good! I like love the Movies Legally Blonde and Mean Girls! All these Chick Flicks have to be our faves! Like come on!We have our very own Movie about us , that like makes us the ultimate clique! Most of us are spoilt little brats...which includes me! I just use my Daddy's credit card, and if he dosen't give it to me I cry.... I'm a Queen Bitch too! LONG LIVE THE GREATEST CLIQUE EVER!... And hugs to my Boyfriend who put my Definition into proper English!*kiss*.
'Like OMG! How can you be wearing that dress Chantelle! It is just...just..GRODY TO THE MAX!'-Valley Girls depend on popularity, and to be popular we need to be fashionable!
by Princess Josie January 10, 2008
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