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Valentine's Day 

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
Valentine's Day by Anonymous January 23, 2005

valentine's day 

A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"
Valentine's Day is for suckers.
valentine's day by Mr. Shmallow February 13, 2004

valentine's day 

A)

A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)

B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.
"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"

"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"

Valentine's Day 

The 14th of February, the day where people celebrate love. One of those "holidays" that helps the stores to make more money off of cards, roses, chocolate, etc.

Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).

See Single Awareness Day.
Shannon: "Oh my gosh, Trent and I have been dating for like almost half a year now, and we plan to go out to eat for Valentine's Day!"

Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."
Valentine's Day by st_clair59 October 29, 2009

Valentine's Day 

February 14th

A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.

On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
Valentine's Day by Psychic Jack February 25, 2004

Valentine's day 

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.
Stupid Valentine's day!
Valentine's day by skunkpit September 15, 2009