Vagineye

When you’re so tired your eye has a crease that looks like a vagina.

Aidan: God I’m so tired I’ve got vagineyes.
Mia: What is a Vagineye?
Aidan: When your eye has a vagina like crease.
Mia: I love vagineye!

by ax.kel January 3, 2018

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

vagineering

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

by madnis August 24, 2008

Vaginercise

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Vagiferous

A vagina-rich environment

Club Foot is always vagiferous on Ladies Night!

by geodave November 28, 2012

vagine

slang for "vagina" as coined by Borat

"Her vagine hang low like a wizard's sleeve"

by J-dog, K-dog January 4, 2008