Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

Vaginus

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

vaginie

vagina wedgie caused by excessive thong pulling.

melissa hated ashley for stealing her boyfriend, so ashley pulled melissa's thong to give her a vaginie.

by J-Wack December 1, 2011

Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

Ganesh of Vaginas

Extreme complexity

"Neptune is over 2 billion miles away from Earth and was the first planet found by mathematical prediction rather than by empirical observation., now that’s a Ganesh of Vaginas!"

by max plinth June 28, 2012

vaxinista

A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties

Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista

by M. Wolly March 23, 2021