Showers? never heard of em.
Deodorant? naaaaah. Hygeine? aw hell no. All the
wrong attributes of a gorilla. Find yourself a varun, it's not that
hard trust me-The smell takes you to him.
Bro Varun here's your birthday gift! industrial-strength deodorant and horse washing soap!
Bro wash your underwear, I'm getting PTSD from the time i met varun
Bro can you like brush your teeth? don't be a varun.