Vag-bubble Double Fart

When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.

I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.

by Heathen Queen of Helmetland October 29, 2018

vag for days

A girl has or is suspected of having a wide and/or loose vagina. Also known as a ho or slut.

Friend: Dude, that chick is such a slut.

Other Friend: Yeah man, she prolly has vag for days.

by adubbb January 21, 2010

Vag-Kwon-Do

A Series of brutal moves to the womans vagina that will devastate and or harm it causing pain.

Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her

by highroller234569 October 18, 2008

vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?

Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

Vag Smack of Death

A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.

When Tina called me a dirty whore, I proceeded to give her the Vag Smack of Death.

by WetWillyNumba4 October 21, 2009

Déjá Vag

The feeling of having already seen this vagina before.

I was banging this chick the other night and it was like Déjá vag, all over again! Maybe she has a twin.

by knathaniel May 27, 2010

dumb vag

1. a person who exhibits the physical qualities of a vagina while also having a low I.Q.
2. a remarkably fun insult whose exectution has been perfected by Orangeville Improv, the Improv Wives Club, and anyone else remotely connected.

Note:
Adding a few more adjectives (such as crusty or sandy) before "vag" is completely acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

"you.. dumb.. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!"

OR

"ew, I can hear the sand in that dumb vag from over here!"

by x-tian + tierrrradactyl March 4, 2005