When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
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Get the utility bomb mug.A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.
Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Utility Fixer mug.The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.
Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.
by s_h August 24, 2011
Get the utility belt mug.a woman who seeks or is with a man for his utility i.e. what he can do for her; more general than a gold-digger
utility whores use men are with men for any other reason than love or affection for who they are
utility whores use men are with men for any other reason than love or affection for who they are
Look at that woman with that guy she looks like real gold digger
nah! she's more a general utility whore
nah! she's more a general utility whore
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