by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003
Get the Uterus mug.1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by Angry Girl June 28, 2006
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The female version of "joint at the dick."
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
Get the Joint at the Uterus mug.Hey man, I can't come over today, I'm busy carving uterus.
Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
by bearsfan12 March 12, 2011
Get the Carving Uterus mug.A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.
Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!
by YAWA December 5, 2022
Get the community uterus mug.Another way to wish someone a happy birthday. The anniversary of being liberated from your mother's uterus.
by Darth Cyndal November 8, 2015
Get the Uterus Liberation Day mug.When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
by Area Resident September 7, 2021
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