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Heady Urbanite

I man in the St.Louis dating scene who will woo you, wine you and dine you and then talk you into a realtionship. While he is cheating with at least 5 other women.

He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better

He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
Jeremy otherwise known as Jazzmahn and again AKA known as Hiddenbhm is listed as a heady urbanite on every dating site in St.Louis.
by Stephy Kelley October 5, 2007
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Butthurt Urbanite

Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.
"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"

"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016
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sophisticated urbanites

politically correct and polite way of calling a gay person. male usually.
Sophisticated Urbanites usually have refined taste in clothings, food, music, furnishing, etc. and are marvelous!
I am a sophisticated urbanite.
by markkillerz May 21, 2005
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Urbanite Dick

Someone who refers more frequently to Urban Dictionary than to the Standard Oxford Dictionary for their definitions.
"Stop being an Urbanite Dick! That word means something far less inappropriate!"
by Mortechant May 30, 2015
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urbanite

an urbanite is one who speaks fluent urban language or modern lingo. One who adds to or refers to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis.
I am an urbanite fo sho!
by sml1921 February 24, 2009
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Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic
He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.
by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019
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Urbanite

Someone who watches Modern Family for 8 hours a day.
Bruh, chad is such a urbanite
by Rynerath April 18, 2019
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