Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.

That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"

by Blob master September 8, 2010

unfuckable-up

Something that cannot be messed up, user-stupid, impossible to get wrong.

Kirby's new computer program is unfuckable-up. Even as much of a tech-tard as he is.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

unfuckable

a person that you don't want to fuck around with, a group of people that is unstoppable, unthinkable, un-noticable, unbelievable, unliveable, UNFUCKABLE

don't even read it, that would be fucking around fool, don't you learn. i'll fuck yo ass up

by DouG_ThE UnfuckablE April 16, 2003

Unfuckable

A woman, even if beautiful and willing, always end up with guys who are unavailable, hence she is unfuckable.

I just give up, I am unfuckable.

by YoursTruely,THEUnfuckable November 10, 2015

Unfuckable

Your can’t mess around with

This house is unfuckable

by That’s what’s up July 16, 2019

Unfuckable

A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.

As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Unfuckable

When extra efforts are put to insure an individual cannot have sex

I heard he has aids he's "UNFUCKABLE" plus he looks like a kid.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018