The organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the Underpants Gnomes. Secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the Crab People.
Phase 1: Steal underpants.
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
by Natepalm October 28, 2003
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Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
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Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
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