uncyclopedia

Better than Encyclopedia Dramatica because it's more thought-out and doesn't rely on Tubgirl for "humor"/shock value.

Wow, this Uncyclopedia article is funny because it demonstrates satirical knowledge of the subject instead of approaching it from the same lame 4chan perspective every time!

by Acrimony October 19, 2007

Unaysah

Unaysah (nessa) is a super amazing friend. She's very sensitive, but if you win her heart she'll be the best friend u can ask for. She's a good dancer, and she often thinks she isn't pretty (when she's down right gorgeous) She's very determined when she puts her mind to things. Nessa is very smart, and often likes to have fun!

Unaysah is very sensitive

WOW that is Unaysah right there!

by A-supernatrualpersonhumanbeing December 17, 2019

uncyclopedia

A parody of wikipedia, where articles are being written using the "satirical point of view". Basically it's a wiki visually resembling wikipedia and it's projects, but consisted of articles being as much funny and satirical to the subject as possible. The majority of it's articles have nice witty jokes and unique pictures, making them a pleasure to read. During it's first days, uncyclopedia was available only in english, but now is available in almost any language.

Whoever claims that this pile of shit called "encyclopedia dramatica" is better than uncyclopedia, is either someone who goes there to get free porn, or a retard who prefers laughing at a four letter words and incoherent sentences, instead of a clever thought-out article that is actually funny. Also, these folks from encylopedia dramatica tend to criticize uncyclopedia's admins for deleting every article users create, but everybody knows it's only their articles that always get deleted, for being way to stupid and generally shitty.

PS: Some other writer of urban dictionary said uncyclopedia is written by kids, but let me tell you that if there is one site that's written solely by kids unable to speak english, this would be encyclopedia dramatica, with it's lousy pics (can't these kids retouch something properly?), pathetic homepage, and ful of in-jokes like "the lulz".

If a would like to read funny articles, I would go to uncyclopedia. If I would like to laugh at really stupid kids that can type only four letter words, I would go to encyclopedia dramatica (altough I end up feeling sorry for them most of the time).

by Dimitris K March 13, 2009

Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008

unicycle wedgie

when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole

Im sore from the unicycle wedgie last night.

by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009

Revere Unicycle

A bicycle, that has clearly been stolen due to the fact that the front wheel is no where to be found, that is being riden down the street on only its rear wheel

Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.

by BigJim September 12, 2015

degreasing the unicycle

the act of masturbating furiously

Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand

by johnny dud May 7, 2007