Ultima

Aaron Lycan from Mystreet, Minecraft diaries and ect, his family bloodline is cursed by his great great great great great something. Aaron great something wife fell ill and sadly past away, the man made a deal with a demon/devil and needed a sacrifice so which the man picked a wolf. The wolf god/goddess was mad and turned the man into a monster to turn others into a werewolf, he got angry and turned his whole village Into werewolf’s and that means Blaze had a great something in that village.

Kisha Amaze was here

ultima being able to turn people into werewolfs

by Kisha Amaze May 24, 2019

The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

42

a: What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
b:42

by unhappy jackass August 31, 2013

ultimate tag

Is an game of tag played for a minimum of a one month period.

Cian,Ivor,Sophie,Mathew,Andrew,Ava and Eliza have been playing ultimate tag for a while now cian tagged Mathew at 03:00am

by Aerily Colin December 4, 2020

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

Ultimate Badass

This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.

"Wow! That guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!"

"You mean Stephan? Yeah, he's Ultimate Badass"

by Cayk October 28, 2010

the ultimate taboo

Two identical twins having sex with each other.

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.

by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013

Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013